So this shirt is like a cheesecake recipe. Multi tiered and shouldn’t work. But luckily our cheesecake was a success. Step by step instruction below for those who want to mess up some shirts at home.

Recipe:

Wash the fabric like 9 times, get the fabric faded and preshrunk just right.

stitch that foo

get that bleach out and cause an encore on them shoulder blades and do a geometrical circle in the central hemisphere.

get a little airbrush machine and go ape nuts on the blend.

screenprint a pubescent logo

Throw in dumpster